ive never wanted to eat a leaf more than i have when watching land before time movies
(via damn-funny)
no one looks dumber than a guy who calls a girl ugly after he was just hitting on her
a guy who calls a girl a whore for not sleeping with him is a strong contender
(via farhanabanana)
getting drunk is just a way of stealing happiness from tomorrow
(via guy)
“I have so much to do”
*collapses on bed*
(via trust)
